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Hi, I'm Nick.
I make websites do their job.

Web Guy Nick LLC is a one-person shop in Rialto, California. I build small-business sites that load fast, rank well, and — the part that matters — actually bring in work. No agency markup, no offshore sub-contractor surprises, no quarterly "strategy decks" you never read.

"It's not a website, it's a Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net node." — H. Simpson, probably.

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▣ Springfield Nuclear Plant Sector 7G — all readings nominal.
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60+
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12
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100
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Principles

Four rules. That's the whole pitch deck.

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Fixed price. No "hourly" mysteries.

Quote, scope, launch date — all written down. If it takes me longer, that is my problem, not yours. ("It just rolled into a different rate." No.)

Fast on purpose, not by accident.

No 3MB hero videos. No 14 marketing pixels. Real Core Web Vitals, every launch. The speedometer up there is not a flex — it is the floor.

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You own everything.

Your code lives in your GitHub. Your domain stays in your name. If you fire me Tuesday, you walk out Wednesday with the keys. In writing.

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AI where it earns its keep.

Chatbots that answer real questions. Voice agents that book real jobs. Not "AI-powered" sticker-slapping. If it does not move the needle, it does not ship.

The short version

Why this exists

I spent years watching small business owners get sold $300/month "platforms," Wix sites that nobody could find on Google, and "SEO packages" that were just someone in a Slack channel buying spammy backlinks at 2am.

It is not complicated. A small business needs a fast site, a clear pitch, a phone number above the fold, and Google Business Profile pointed at the right address. Do those four things well and you will out-rank 80% of your local competition this quarter. The other 20% you out-work.

That is the entire job. I do it for a fixed price. You get the keys. If it does not work, I refund it. I have never had to.

Built with — and on
Astro · Tailwind · Web Guy Nick Hosting · WordPress (when it fits) · Stripe / Shopify · Claude / OpenAI · Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net™

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